Celebrate ‘National Be Nasty Day’ the Way Hallmark Never Thought Possible

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Hallmark, the all-mighty rulers of the random holiday world, has decided that today is National Be Nasty Day. While they describe the day as a special opportunity for mischief that won’t count on the karma scale, we at The Screaming O are taking it to a nastier level.

When we think “nasty” we think naughty, raunchy and, well, really good sex! That’s pretty much our M.O. so here are three quick and easy ways to celebrate National Be Nasty Day the way Hallmark secretly hopes you won’t.

1. Overwhelm Your Senses

Sex is good but tingling, sizzling, mind-blowing sex is great! If you like being touched (and we know you do) why not kick things up a notch or three with body-safe sexual enhancement creams that naturally turn your skin into one massive erogenous zone?

Rub a little KissOboo Sexual Stimulant Balm wherever you want to feel a little extra sensitivity before getting down and dirty. Behind the ears, on the neck, around the nipples – this balm is kissable, lickable and smells almost as sexy as it feels. With just a touch you’ll find yourself in the mood faster than you thought possible and ready for (almost) anything! Choose from a peppermint shiver, a cinnamon sizzle, or combine the two for an extrasensory experience that will make your legs shake.

But if you’re looking for a way to celebrate that’ll wake your neighbors, try ThrillORama isn’t your average basket of tricks and there’s no better time to break out the big guns than National Be Nasty Day!

The ThrillORama will take you on an erotic ride with a series of cock rings and mini vibes designed for the more advanced – or especially curious – sexual players. Start with the award-winning Screaming O Vibrating Ring and super-powered O Glow Bullet vibe to get the adrenalin pumping and then pace yourself for the twists and turns that await you – and you won’t have to wait in line to feel the rush!
The BangO, featuring triple-weighted swing balls, gives much deserved attention to your thrill spots while the WooHoo’s dual-action motor stimulates every pleasure zone with one switch. Move on to your next sexual destination with the PropellO, which is as much fun as it looks with dual vertical bullet vibrators positioned to buzz directly where you need it. And because everyone loves a ride they can customize, The Screaming O has included the OJoy finger-fitting cockring, which lets you direct the clitoral stimulation using its digit divot – no batteries required! You may need a rest after a day at this Carnal Carnival, but you’ll be up and ready for round two in no time.

3. Take It to the Streets

There’s nothing nastier than a little sexy time in public and fortunately for all of you we’ve got the perfect sex toy to keep it a naughty secret. The MasteRing® Panty set is a sexy lace thong that holds a discreet bullet vibe operated by a one-touch remote control that’s cleverly disguised as a finger ring.

That means you can tuck this little sex toy into your panties and put the power of your pleasure at his or her fingertips with just the push of a button. Choose from 10 powerful vibration functions to tease, please and make you plead for more – from up to 50 feet away! That’s right; you don’t even have to be in the same room to get this nasty.

Romantic dinner? Mastered. Late-night movie? Mastered. Day at the park? You can Master that, too…just keep it PG-13.

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