Celebrate Steak & Blowjob Day The Screaming O Way

Today is National Steak and Blowjob Day, one of those holidays that some guy named Frank probably made up in between helpings of spicy wings on game night. But we can’t blame him! Steaks are delicious and BJs are gifts that keep on giving so it was only a matter of time before someone combined the two to create a national holiday dedicated to meat eating.

And everyone knows that the best holidays let you benefit from a slight sense of obligation – gifts on Christmas, feasts on Thanksgiving, costumes on Halloween; it just isn’t a celebration unless everyone joins in. So don’t just give him a blowjob this protein-rich holiday season – blow his mind with a Screaming O job!

Here’s how to do it: Position a Screaming O Vibrating Ring at the base of his penis with the motor positioned wherever he likes. The sexy tingling vibration will blow his mind while you blow his…well, you know.

Just don’t let his steak get cold!

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