Ladies and gentlemen, introducing a cockring that makes it easier than ever to attempt mutual screaming orgasms without crowding the bed with all kinds of contraptions and extension cords.

The BigO 2 has both a “his” and a “hers” motor so you also don’t have to share. They work separately or together, but let me tell ya if you turn them both on at the same time get ready for a serious buzz.

But wait, that’s not the best part. Ladies, don’t you love sex toy companies that make all these new “female-focused” cockrings with vibrators positioned “strategically” for your clit?

Yeah, me neither.

Well the BigO 2’s top motor isn’t just stuck on like a buzzing barnacle. It’s VERTICAL. That means it hits the most surface area it can get its “fingers” on. Plus it’s high-tech enough to offer nine different vibration functions in addition to a steady vrrrrrrrrrrrooooooooooooommmmmmmm.

So what I’m trying to say is The Screaming O actually did think about us lady-folk during the design process. And that makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside.

Or is that just the vibrator talking? That’s for me to know…and know again and again.