Today is National Lipstick Day, a “holiday” presumably selected to honor the great and powerful colorful cream that women (and some men) put on their lips every day. But while most blogs are celebrating by recommending new hues to test out tonight, we at The Screaming O would like to suggest something different that, chances are, will give you the same fresh-faced look with a little more fun.

Take home the Studio Collection Lipstick Vibe, a super-discreet mini vibrator shaped exactly like the tube of ruby red you save for special occasions and hot dates. Featuring a multifunction motor (three speeds and even a pulsating mode) and a soft silicone “flex tip” that glides like silk, the Studio Collection Lipstick Vibe is probably the most fun you’ll have on this most random of holidays.

Just one touch and you’re ready to go at home or on the go. Reapply as desired!