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Make Some “Me” Time Before the Kids Come Home


When the kids are away, the parents will play and now that school is officially in session it’s time for all y’all moms and dads to get into gear and back to business. You don’t have to hop back in the minivan until soccer practice is over, which gives you more than a few hours of time to devote to the finer things in life.

The things you’ve put on hold every day this summer while playing taxi, making sandwiches, fixing boo-boos and handling your kid(s)’ summer crises – missing sneakers, messy bedrooms, broken toys – are now at your fingertips. So why not start with The Screaming O? We’ve missed you!

Make some much-deserved “me” time with Screaming O mini vibes like the O Gee twistee, the FingO finger-tip vibe, or maybe even a stealthy vibrating Lipstick, Makeup Brush or Mascara from the Studio Collection.

And for those of you with a partner in crime who’s just as eager to make whoopee ‘til the kids come home, give the newly remodeled MasteRing a run! This clever remote-controlled mini vibe can be worn in your panties and operated by a ring-shaped remote control that works from up to 50 feet away. That means your partner can make you buzz from across the room – or even the grocery store, should you two decide to take it up a notch or three.

Time’s a wasting, so step to it!