It’s that time of year. We’re scrambling around for the best deals on gifts and gadgets that are on everyone’s holiday list and trying not to get trampled during the sales. But once you’ve got something under the tree for everyone on your shopping roster, you still have those damn stockings hanging over the fireplace to fill.
And that’s where The Screaming O comes in. You don’t have much space, and you don’t have much time to get creative. So what do you buy for the girl who hates gift cards, the guy who doesn’t need another pair of socks, or your significant other who’s expecting something incredible?
Fortunately for you, sex is the gift that never stops giving, even when you’re not around, and The Screaming O makes it easy to give the gift of joy – with batteries included.
Guys – every mini-vibe, love ring, and couples sexcessory is small enough to fit in your pocket (and her holiday stocking), and if you’re daring you can stuff more than just a few in there to show her you really mean business.
And ladies – if you’re best friend is the kind of chick who didn’t blush during Sex Ed, you can put together a special gift basket of the very best that The Screaming O has to offer so she has something new to open every day until New Year’s Eve.
If you, your partner, or your besties aren’t sure what might make the best stocking stuffer or sexy gift this year, here are a few suggestions coming from The Screaming O’s research and development team – no one better to ask romantic gift advice from than the people in charge of creating sexy things!
1. Looking for a way to spice up things this holiday season and an easy way to introduce toys into the bedroom?
Stuff their stocking with:
Screaming O Vibrating Ring - the award-winning, top-selling revolutionary disposable sex aid is a couples-friendly design that enhances the ability for both partners to achieve incredible orgasms…together. Now that’s what we call a holiday marvel.
2. Looking for fun bedroom toys that will get you in the holiday mood?
Stuff their stocking with:
FingO Glow, O Glow Bullet, and Big O Glow – glowing super-powered vibrators with LED light. Save your holiday light competition for the bedroom this year and keep them screaming all night!
3. Looking for a way to add some cute fun in their stocking and in the sack?
Stuff their stocking with:
Bullet Buddies - Super-fun portable mini bullet, which comes in 5 cute shapes. Nestle into bed with visions of Bullet Buddies dancing in your head this holiday season!
4. Looking for a way to warm up your holiday nights without all the vibration?
Stuff their stocking with:
OJoy - Non-vibrating textured cock ring for less buzz and more rubbin' fun. You’ll be singing O Joy to the World this season with this sexy present.
5. Looking to take it to the next level before ringing in the New Year?
Stuff their stocking with:
The BangO - Vertical vibrating pleasure ring w/ triple-weighted balls. Deck his balls with this swinging, banging pleasure-seeking gift.