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Screaming O Sends Ted Cruz to Sex School with Lifetime Sex Toy Supply

LOS ANGELES – April 14, 2016 – Award-winning sex toy manufacturer Screaming O has partnered with the Los Angeles Academy of Sex Education (LAASE) to offer a scholarship and lifetime supply of sex toys to Republican presidential hopeful Ted Cruz. The thoughtful offer comes in response to Cruz’s now-very-public condemnation of masturbation and sex toys, which has left the sex industry clamoring to help guide Cruz toward his own pursuit of happiness.

During his time as Texas solicitor general, Cruz was instrumental in criminalizing the sale of sex toys in his state and argued against Americans’ right to self-love, two aspects of modern humanity that lie at the core of Screaming O’s philosophy. And it became clear there was only one thing they could do to help: send Cruz back to school to learn the medical benefits of masturbation – and the many ways to enjoy it.

“It’s sad to hear Cruz completely miss the point about masturbation and the important role it plays in our daily lives, but there’s a good chance that he never had the opportunity to learn about it,” The Screaming O President Justin Ross said. “So we’d like to send Cruz – and his wife, if she’s game – to the Los Angeles Academy of Sex Ed with all the supplies they need for a crash course in self-pleasure and how pursuing that kind of happiness can improve his mental, physical and emotional health faster than anything a doctor might prescribe.”

Scientific evidence shows that masturbation can be not only an important part of a healthy sexual lifestyle, but also be an incredibly effective way to reduce stress, release muscle tension, improve sleep, and even help reduce the risk of sexually transmitted infections and unintended pregnancy. And with the United States boasting one of the highest teen pregnancy rates and reported STI cases growing at an alarming rate, it’s more important than ever that the country’s influential political leaders understand the facts.

“The Los Angeles Academy of Sex specializes in providing factually accurate sexuality information in a fun and informative way, and all are welcome – even presidential candidates with less-than-favorable track records,” LAASE founder and Lead Educator Elle Chase said. “We are prepared to provide Mr. Cruz with the tools and information he needs to make smarter decisions relating to the health and wellness of his constituents. And if he doesn’t ultimately make it to the White House, we hope he brings his notebook back to Texas to spread the good word.”

Ross and Chase anxiously await Cruz’s response to their generous offer and look forward to a response from his team.

For more information about LAASE, please visit http://laacademyofsex.com/.
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