The Screaming O, of course!
Believe it or not, we made CBS Sunday Morning http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/02/07/sunday/main6183037.shtml along with the cast of that show you won’t admit loving but secretly have set to record every new and repeat episode.
Which one, you ask? Well it’s a toss-up between “Keeping Up With the Kardashians” or “The Bad Girls Club.”
Well we all know how Kim Kardashian has sex (You’ve never seen her sex tape? Liar.) And we’re well aware of the Bad Girls’ promiscuous preferences – in addition to the fact that they’ve got a friggin’ vending machine spitting out The Screaming O sex toys whenever they’re in need.
So by process of elimination, it’s clear that we’re tight with “The Bad Girls Club.”
Because the Bad Girls are such fans of The Screaming O’s vibrators and other sexy things, we asked if they’d like to be honorary Screaming O cheerleaders for a day.
They said “Yes, yes yes!”
So we brought them and Oxygen’s camera crew to the 2009 Adult Novelty Expo and handed them (the girls, not the crew LOL) our telltale red (and tiny) uniforms – and boy did they wear them with pride.
CBS showed a clip of “The Bad Girls Club” featuring the girls doing their best O-face cheers at the event and giving their best bad-girl enthusiasm.
SIDENOTE: Did we mention that “The Bad Girls Club” is the Oxygen Network’s top-rated TV show? Its Dec. 15 episode broke some serious ratings records – more than 1.4 million people tuned in – which ended up being the network’s most-watched non-finale telecast in the channel’s history.
Word up, we’re famous.